

Historically speaking the first AARs were written by military leaders – one of the greatest examples being the Commentaries on the Gallic War by Julius Caesar. In very broad terms an AAR is a literary retrospective on a sequence of actions. This competition is inspired by After Action Reports (AAR for short), a format beloved by our community on our forums. Ten winners will be selected and will get a copy of Crusader Kings III, Royal Edition, of a value of 74.99€/ 74.99$/ £57.99!

YOU TOLD.Our Crusader Kings II Stories competition is now officially open! Send us your greater and weirder than life tales from Crusader Kings II between J16:00 CEST and J16:00 CEST.

Zach 'The Light Fandango' Miller - "YOUR FACE WAS ALREADY GHOSTLY WHEN. Russell Boku - "I DON'T WATCH DRAGON BALL Z BUT IF I DID YOU WOULD BE STUPID" Mike Pilliams - "WHAT ARE YOU RUSSELL PILLSON'S BROTHER? BECAUSE YOU BOTH HAVE THE WORD PILL IN YOUR NAME NOW. Sidney "Jim " Rice - "YOU ARE IN THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME BUT TRUTH BE TOLD YOU DON'T REALLY DESERVE TO BE THERE BECAUSE FRANKLY YOU WERE VERY AVERAGE IN THE 1980s EXCEPT FOR 1986 WHICH WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR A RING I GUESS EXCEPT FOR CALVIN SCHIRALDI" Marshawn Lunch - "YOU REMIND ME OF A DELICIOUS LUNCH" Russell Pillson - "I CALL YOU RUSSELL PILLSON BECAUSE IT RHYMES WITH YOUR NAME AND ALSO YOU ARE A PILL" If you have any you would like to add, please feel free to do so in the comments.ĭoug Flan - "YOU ARE NOT A PERSON YOU ARE A DELICIOUS MEXICAN CUSTARD" Additionally, I am a big fan of creative heckling that will make a player cry with its accurateness and incisive commentary, so that will be included as well.

So with the recent EXPLOSION, nay, SEXPLOSION of witty names involving Tarvaris Jackson ("T-Joke", "T-Suck", "T-Jokesuck"), I think it's high time and only fair to come up with some for our other Seahawks players.
